fakeacher

"fakeacher" is a term dubbed by my father whenever one of us lied about being sick to stay home from school.
today, juliet was initiated into the "fakeacher" club.
"mommy, i can't go to school."
"why not?"
"i'm sick?"
"yea? let me feel your forehead..."(she always gets fevers when sick)
"no, don't! it's in my tummy..." (with an evil look on her face, and a devilish smile on her lips...)